Obama's Animal House

Caught bits of President Obama's visit to Madison, Wisconsin on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.  You know it's gotten really bad for BHO when even Jon Stewart makes fun of you.  The president's speech to the crowded quad at the University of Wisconsin was angry, confused, accusatory and belittling.  And those were the parts directed at his supporters!  He can't seem to get beyond the car-in-the-ditch scenario, and with each passing attempt he adds another layer of stupidity and silliness.  The latest version has Republicans drinking Slurpees as he and the Democrats continue to operate a stalled vehicle which incidentally, remains in the ditch.  I thought the stimulus, the bailouts, the buyouts, Obamacare and quarterly extensions of unemployment benefits had already pulled the car from the ditch?  Why are we still in the ditch Mr. President?

Meanwhile, a number of top, key officials have vacated or will soon depart Obama's broken down jalopy of hope, leaving behind a back seat full of empty promises, discarded dreams, and other progressive detritus collected along the way of their two-year road trip.  Back at the frat house, media pundits are speculating on which brother or sister of Phi Delta Obama will step up to repair the damage.  The reality is that nobody the White House names to replace the freshman class of 2012 will do any better.  How can they?  They all drink from the same trash barrel of ideas and their biggest supplier of grain alcohol is their leader Barry.

I'm sure Dean Vernon Wormer would agree that oblivious, deceitful and arrogant is no way to go through life either, unless of course your subjects can be kept fat, drunk and stupid on liberal bromides like universal healthcare, transfer payments, cap and tax, etc.  Thankfully, main street Americans have seen through the hazing and are poised to put Phi Delta Obama on double secret probation beginning this November.